I hate to say this guys, but we really do suck (pt 3)

So far we've covered staring (don't), expecting sex in return for a drink (not gonna happen) and following women around like a puppy (pathetic and creepy). Now we come to the third and final part of this primer, and the thing that irritates women, me and the police most... uninvited touching

There are situations where touching is fine. A touch on the arm or the shoulder to get her attention is fine, maybe the bar is crowded or noisy and you need to get past her... whatever. BUT the pinnacle of douchbaggery is the stranger ass-pat.

 ass pat in 5..4..3..2..
I really can't see the thought process behind it. Do they think that having a random stranger groping their backside turns women on? I'm pretty sure no woman has EVER said "Did you just grab my ass" that's SOOOOO hot. Let's go in the ladies room and fuck"

 So what are the repercussions?
1. Getting your ass kicked. By her or her man,or even a random guy who just hates douchebags
2. Showing every woman in the place what a douchebag you are. Way to cockblock yourself there asshat.
3Large fines,jail time and the rest of your life on the sex offender registry. That's right dumbass, it's called sexual assault.

so there you have it... a lesson in three parts how not to be a fuckhead.